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| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 07:36:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 07:20:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.The longer the title, the less important the job. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 07:05:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing endures but change. -- Heraclitus |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 06:49:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Booker's Law: An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 06:34:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Moderation in all things. -- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence] |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 06:18:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 05:32:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 05:01:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 04:14:43z | Send another | FORTUNE. "Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 02:41:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 02:10:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.On a clear disk you can seek forever. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 01:39:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Surprise due today. Also the rent. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 01:24:13z | Send another | FORTUNE."Open Channel D..." -- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 01:08:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Owe no man any thing... -- Romans 13:8 |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 00:53:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/18 00:37:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.f u cn rd ths, u r prbbly a lsy spllr. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 23:51:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.First pull up, then pull down. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 23:20:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Teachers have class. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 22:49:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.You too can wear a nose mitten. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 22:33:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Drilling for oil is boring. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 22:18:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.May you live in interesting times. -- Chinese proverb |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 21:47:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said I had made it up. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 21:31:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Misuse may cause suffocation. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 21:16:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.When all other means of communication fail, try words. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 21:00:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2 Never goose a wolverine. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 20:29:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 20:14:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.We just joined the civil hair patrol! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 19:43:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.untold wealth, n.: What you left out on April 15th. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 19:12:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. -- Benjamin Franklin |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 18:56:43z | Send another | FORTUNE."The sixties were good to you, weren't they?" -- George Carlin |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 18:10:14z | Send another | FORTUNE."Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wright |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 17:39:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 17:08:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 16:37:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 16:21:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 16:06:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 15:50:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Money is the root of all wealth. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 15:35:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 15:19:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Pushing 40 is exercise enough. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 14:48:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 13:46:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 13:31:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 13:15:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your business will assume vast proportions. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 11:58:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 11:42:44z | Send another | FORTUNE."We came. We saw. We kicked its ass." -- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_ |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 11:11:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 10:40:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 10:25:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 10:09:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will get what you deserve. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 09:54:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookie win. -- C3P0 |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 09:38:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 09:23:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Be different: conform. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 09:07:45z | Send another | FORTUNE."I have five dollars for each of you." -- Bernhard Goetz |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 08:52:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 08:21:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.The time is right to make new friends. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 08:05:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. -- Henry David Thoreau |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 06:01:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 04:59:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wright |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 03:42:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Editing is a rewording activity. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 03:11:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.The major sin is the sin of being born. -- Samuel Beckett |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/17 02:55:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time alloted it. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 23:03:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Drive defensively. Buy a tank. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 22:32:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 22:16:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 22:01:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 21:14:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who minds his own business is never unemployed. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 20:28:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 20:12:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 19:41:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Help fight continental drift. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 19:26:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 18:55:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not overtax your powers. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 18:39:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Out of sight is out of mind. -- Arthur Clough |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 18:24:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 17:53:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.There's no time like the pleasant. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 17:22:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.The absent ones are always at fault. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 17:06:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now). |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 16:51:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 16:35:46z | Send another | FORTUNE. anyone seen my 80 column card? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 16:20:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Use only as directed. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 16:04:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.I hate babies. They're so human. -- H. H. Munro |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 15:49:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Contains no artificial colors or ingredients. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 15:18:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not underestimate the power of the Force. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 15:02:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 14:31:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 13:14:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 12:58:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Heisenberg may have slept here... |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 12:27:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Progress means replacing a theory that is wrong with one more subtly wrong. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 12:12:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Be consistent. -- Larry Wall in the perl man page |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 11:56:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. -- W. Clement Stone |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 11:10:17z | Send another | FORTUNE.Simulated picture. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 10:23:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do, or do not; there is no try. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 09:52:47z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 09:06:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. -- Wittgenstein |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 08:50:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Fast, cheap, good: pick two. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 08:04:17z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 07:48:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck. -- Adolfo Guzman |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 07:33:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 07:02:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.I feel ... JUGULAR ... |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 06:15:46z | Send another | FORTUNE."Speed is subsittute fo accurancy." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 11/16 05:13:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.God must love the common man; He made so many of them. |