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LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 10:25:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Reliable source, n.: The guy you just met. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 10:10:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.This page intentionally left blank. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 09:54:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.You never go anywhere without your soul. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 09:39:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing lasts forever. Where do I find nothing? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 09:23:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.The words fly away, the writings remain. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 08:52:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. -- St. Augustine |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 08:21:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 07:50:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't vote -- it only encourages them! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 07:19:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 07:04:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your love life will be... interesting. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 06:33:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is killer, and Goethe is moethe. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 05:31:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm not offering myself as an example; every life evolves by its own laws. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 05:00:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. -- Don Marquis |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 04:29:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Androphobia: Fear of men. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 03:58:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 03:42:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence. -- Dijkstra |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 03:27:12z | Send another | FORTUNE."I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 02:56:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Doing gets it done. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 02:40:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Every time I lose weight, it finds me again! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 02:25:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 02:09:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 01:38:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 00:36:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.We are all dying -- and we're gonna be dead for a long time. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 00:21:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.lisp, v.: To call a spade a thpade. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/26 00:05:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.This is now. Later is later. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 23:50:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Life is the urge to ecstasy. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 23:19:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 23:03:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 22:01:43z | Send another | FORTUNE. "It's today!" said Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 21:46:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 21:30:43z | Send another | FORTUNE."The identical is equal to itself, since it is different." -- Franco Spisani |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 21:15:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 20:13:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Being ugly isn't illegal. Yet. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 19:57:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 19:42:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie... -- Stephen Sondheim |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 18:55:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Anything free is worth what you pay for it. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 17:38:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.There are only two kinds of men -- the dead and the deadly. -- Helen Rowland |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 17:07:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.The horror... the horror! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 16:51:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of). |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 14:47:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention]. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 14:32:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 14:16:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Flattery will get you everywhere. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 13:30:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 12:59:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's better to burn out than to fade away. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 12:28:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Department chairmen never die, they just lose their faculties. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 12:12:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 11:26:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 10:55:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 10:24:14z | Send another | FORTUNE."You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!" -- Bloom County |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 09:53:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 09:37:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Have a nice diurnal anomaly. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 09:22:14z | Send another | FORTUNE."If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything." -- A. L. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 09:06:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.sillema sillema nika su |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 08:51:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do? -- Raoul Duke |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 08:20:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Adapt. Enjoy. Survive. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 08:04:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 07:49:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.<|Rain|> #define struct union /* great space saver */ |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 07:33:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true. -- John Lilly |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 07:18:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 06:16:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. -- Benjamin Disraeli |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 04:27:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Returns for store credit only. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 03:56:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.A good memory does not equal pale ink. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 03:10:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 02:54:44z | Send another | FORTUNE."jackpot: you may have an unnecessary change record" -- message from "diff" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 02:39:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.T-shirt Of The Day: I'm the person your mother warned you about. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 02:23:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 02:08:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.This fortune is false. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 01:52:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/25 01:37:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 23:33:14z | Send another | FORTUNE. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 23:17:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 22:31:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 22:15:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Programmers do it bit by bit. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 22:00:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 21:44:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 21:29:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.falsie salesman, n: Fuller bust man. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 20:42:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 19:25:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Space is to place as eternity is to time. -- Joseph Joubert |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 18:54:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 18:23:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 17:36:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 17:21:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 16:50:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.The sheep died in the wool. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 16:34:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.UH-OH!! We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 14:46:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Referring to a book: I read part of it all the way through. -- Samuel Goldwyn |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 14:30:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 13:44:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Less is more or less more -- Y_Plentyn on #LinuxGER |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 13:28:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 13:13:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't say "yes" until I finish talking. -- Darryl F. Zanuck |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 11:55:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 11:40:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's time to boot, do your boot ROMs know where your disk controllers are? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 10:53:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. -- Dr. Karl Bowman |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 10:38:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Edited for television. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 10:22:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 09:51:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.poisoned coffee, n.: Grounds for divorce. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 09:05:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.To make tax forms true they should read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You". |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 08:18:45z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 08:03:15z | Send another | FORTUNE.Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 07:47:46z | Send another | FORTUNE.I have a very strange feeling about this... -- Luke Skywalker |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/24 07:32:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's more than magnificent -- it's mediocre. -- Sam Goldwyn |